How did I become a Huffington Post Contributor? It all started with a prosthetic penis and a dream… Read more
It’s been nine months since my mother lost her battle with cancer. It fucking sucks. I’m still very broken and trying to figure out how to keep living after losing a very big piece of my heart. A surprising revelation has been that my mother isn’t really gone. She visits and leaves little messages for us. I like to call them, “I’m Still With You’s”. Read more
My junior year of college I shook hands with Barack Obama, had a run in with the secret service, and started an eight year White House beef that I’d like to put to rest. Here’s the story of me meeting one of my heroes, and the ridiculousness that ensued. Read more
240 years ago America declared herself a strong independent woman and told Great Britain to suck it. Today I did the same thing Here’s 5 tips for writing your own declaration of independence.